Whats the true meaning of STUDY?
S-leeping
T-alking
U-nlimited Sms
D-reaming
Y-awning
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two..
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .
Money says EARN me lot, Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot, Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot, & I say REMEMBER me lot..
One day,
I Kicked lions face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elphants
then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!
A: u r Adorable
B: u r Beautiful
C: u r Cute
D: u r Darling
E: u r Excellent
F: u r Fabulous
Sorry Z tak jhoot bolne ka time nahi hai!
Santa: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Banta: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta..
The Most Widely Used Languages in Bangalore..
english?
tamil?
kannada?
Nooo nooooo..
Guess???
Its C, C++ & Java
B-)
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL bana tha per MUMTAZ mili nahi, ab kismat khuli, shadi hue, ab TAJMAHAL banana chahta hon,per ya MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Top Ten Valentine's Day sms. Find
Romantic sms
Your friend has birthday?
Why not say him happy birthday by Sending him or her these great
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Good Night Messages
Say Good night to your
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Missing You sms Messages
Here you will find large collection of missing u sms text messages.
If you are missing someone, just send these cute missing u messages
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Friendship sms messages 
Do you want to make girl
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Wanna say Good Morning
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Sms Jokes
Send these love and funny sms jokes on mobiles of your friends.
Enjoy these short free sms jokes today. We update these jokes regularly.
Flirt Sms | Misleading sms
Send these great flirt
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Wise
words and Quotes
Great collection and variety of quotes or 'words of wisdom', to send to
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Santa Banta sms
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Sardar
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Funny
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Happy
New Year sms Messages
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Happy
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Diwali Sms messages
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Eid Mubarak sms Messages
Send this collection of Eid Mubarak sms messages, Eid Greetings, on Eid days to your
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Islamic sms Messages
Yes, you can also see
good collection of sms messages related to Islam. Send these cute
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.
Holi Sms messages
Huge collection of holi sms, sms for holi, holi festival sms, sms
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Mothers
Day sms Messages Mothers
Day Blog
Send these cute
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Kiss sms
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Send me sms
If someone is not
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English)
New and Latest sms Messages
This Weeks Best sms Top sms
Want to have a quick look
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of latest submitted sms by our website visitors.
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Dream sms Messages Dream Quotes
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Cool
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Independence Day sms Messages
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Collection of rude sms
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Easter
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Cool collection of Marry
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Bengali
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ife to Husband :-
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about
and few have seen.
Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her,
protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"
LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl...
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)
Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love
bcoz
- monopoly is always damaging,
and
- competition improves efficiency!
Pure economic theory of Love :P
New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my
son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and
sister.
love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies...........
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
vuhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say
"I LOVE YOU"
Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.
propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina haiti dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % (
Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer)
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha…
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Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le………….
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter
Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
.
.
Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me.............
Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya
Simple si baat hai yaar
Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai
ladkiyo se dil lagana bhool hai,
ladkiyo ke piche jana fizool hai,
agar kisi ladki ne aapko kah diya kisi din "I love you"
TO samajh lena us din "April Fool" hai
Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal aapki faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.
