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Monday, March 3, 2014

Funny SMS Collection

Whats the true meaning of STUDY?
S-leeping
T-alking
U-nlimited Sms
D-reaming
Y-awning


Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two..
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .

Money says EARN me lot, Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot, Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot, & I say REMEMBER me lot..


One day,
I Kicked lions face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elphants
then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!


A: u r Adorable
B: u r Beautiful
C: u r Cute
D: u r Darling
E: u r Excellent
F: u r Fabulous
Sorry Z tak jhoot bolne ka time nahi hai!

Santa: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Banta: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta..

The Most Widely Used Languages in Bangalore..
english?
tamil?
kannada?
Nooo nooooo..
Guess???
Its C, C++ & Java
B-)

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL bana tha per MUMTAZ mili nahi, ab kismat khuli, shadi hue, ab TAJMAHAL banana chahta hon,per ya MUMTAZ marti nahi!


Cute Love sms Text MessagesCute Love sms Text Messages

If you are looking for unique love sms messages, here you will find the best and unique selection of cute lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts, to send to your loves ones and special friends. Why not you love on sms to your friends by these love sms notes. You should crush on your lovely freinds by sending these lovely sms. Send these free funny short English Urdu Hindi sad Love u sms quotes, true sms love sms poems, I Love You sms to your soul mates. Send these Valentine's day love sms message on Valentine's day | Top Ten Valentine's Day sms. Find Romantic sms

Birthday sms messages Birthday sms Message

Your friend has birthday? Why not say him happy birthday by Sending him or her these great funny birthday sms messages. Huge collection of birthday sms.7
sms messages Good Night Messages
Say Good night to your friends by sending them nice and cute good night messages. We have good collection of greeting good night sms messages.
sms messages  Missing You sms Messages
Here you will find large collection of missing u sms text messages. If you are missing someone, just send these cute missing u messages to your lovers.
Friendship sms messages Friendship sms messages New sms
Do you want to make girl friend or boy friend. Why not send him or her a friendship sms message to be your best friend.Friendship is a world-wide feeling that everyone shares. Friendship means having a person you share your feelings with, a person you look up to, or someone you can look to for comfort. Because friends are everywhere.
sms messages Good Morning sms messages  
Wanna say Good Morning to your lovers, here you will find good collection of nice and cute good morning sms messages.
sms messages Sms Jokes
Send these love and funny sms jokes on mobiles of your friends. Enjoy these short free sms jokes today. We update these jokes regularly.
sms messages Flirt Sms | Misleading sms       
Send these great flirt text sms messages and insult sms messages. Here you will come to know how to flirt a women over sms.
sms messages Wise words and Quotes
Great collection and variety of quotes or 'words of wisdom', to send to troubled friends who need wise advice. Send wise words, famous wise quotes, wise saying, old quotes, life quotes.
sms messages Santa Banta sms
Send these newly added santa banta sms jokes to your santa banta friends.
sms messages Sardar Jokes sms
Send these large collection of sardar sms jokes, sardar jokes, to your friends in India
sms messages Funny Sms messages and jokes
A collection of funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile sms.
sms messagesHappy New Year sms Messages  
Say happy new year to your friends by sending them these cute happy new year sms messages on their mobiles. May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead. New Year's Day, Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. We have complete range of happy new year funny hindi sms text messages, happy new year wishes greetings jokes. Happy New Year sms Messages LATEST NEW YEAR SMS

Diwali Sms messages
Say happy diwali and Happy Holi greetings to your friends by sending these cute diwali sms and Holi sms text messages and sms jokes in India
sms messagesEid Mubarak sms Messages
Send this collection of Eid Mubarak sms messages, Eid Greetings, on Eid days to your Muslim friends. Collection of eid mubarik sms messages. Latest Eid SMS 2014
sms messages Islamic sms Messages
Yes, you can also see good collection of sms messages related to Islam. Send these cute Islamic sms messages to your Muslim friends and brothers. Cool collection of Ramazan sms, Ramadan mubarak sms.
. sms messages Holi Sms messages
Huge collection of holi sms, sms for holi, holi festival sms, sms for holi festival, send holi sms, funny holi sms, hindi holi sms, english holi sms, holi sms collection, free holi sms, holi sms txt messages, free holi festival sms.
sms messages Urdu Funny sms | Hindi Funny sms   New sms
The best collection of urdu sms, urdu sms quotes, urdu shayri, urdu romantic sms, urdu love sms, urdu kiss msgs, urdu jokes messages, urdu friendship sms, sms urdu zindagi jeena and urder sardar sms jokes. Here you will find large collection of both urdu and hindi funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in India and Pakistan. We have huge collection of Urdu Hindi sms Text messages. Send these sms to your friends in India and Pakistan.
sms messages Mothers Day sms Messages Mothers Day BlogNew sms
Send these cute sms to your Mom to show your heartiest love.  Whether you live near your mother or far from her, Mother's Day is a special time to celebrate her dedication to you and your love for her.
sms messages Punjabi sms
Here you will find large collection of Punjabi funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjab.
sms messagesKiss sms 
Send kiss sms to your girl friends, boy friends. Great kiss messages to show your love to your friends,
sms messages  Naughty sms
Send naughty sms messages Naughty, not too rude, flirtatious text messages. To jokingly send to a good friend.
sms messages Smile sms messages  New sms
Keep smiling and send these cute and lovely smile sms to all of your smily friends.
sms messages Good Luck sms | Best Wishes sms
Wanna send best wishes to your friends? why not send them cool good luck sms messages and best wishes sms messages in exam days.
sms messages Send me sms  
If someone is not calling you or not sending you sms, simply send these messages to him/her. Surly you will get the response soon. (Both in Urdu and English)
sms messages New and Latest sms Messages
This Weeks Best sms Top sms
Want to have a quick look at our latest and new sms messages. We have added here our new collection of latest submitted sms by our website visitors.
sms messages Anniversary sms | Wedding sms
Send these cute anniversary sms messages, anniversary sayings,  anniversary greetings, wedding sms messages, wedding greetings, marriage sms  to your loved ones.
sms messages Get Well Soon sms Messages
If your friend or your loved one is suffering from fever, send these cute get well soon wishes and wish you good health sms messages. Your friend will be alright soon.
sms messages Dream sms Messages Dream Quotes
Send these beautiful lovely dream sms and dream quotes to your lovely friends. They will reply back with sweet dream sms
sms messages Cool Sms Messages
We also have given here very cool sms messages, cool sms jokes for your friends and colleagues. Send them these cool sms on their cell phones.
sms messages  Independence Day sms Messages
DO you love your Country? Of course you do. Then why not send these cute lovely Pakistani Indian independence day sms to your friends.
sms messages Rude sms Messages
Collection of rude sms to amuse your friends, show them that you can also be rude to him or her. Great variety of rude sms, dirty sms jokes .
sms messages Christmas sms messages | Easter sms Messages
Cool collection of Marry Christmas X-mas sms messages here. Yes, say happy Christmas to your friends by sending  great collection of Merry Christmas sms. .
sms messages Happy New Year sms Messages
Say happy new year to your friends by sending them these cute happy new year sms messages on their mobiles.
sms messages Bengali Sms Messages
Do you live in Bangladesh. Send these lovely, funny, cute, humorous, good morning, missing you, friendship, flirt, rude Bengali, Bangla sms text messages to your friends in Bangladesh
sms messages Malayalam sms Messages  
Send cute funny Malayalam sms to your loved ones. We have just added new Malayalam sms messages in our collection of cute sms.
sms messages Send Free sms | Web 2 sms chat
Do you want to send your sms to your friends anywhere in the world? Why pay. Use these free sms service networks to send your message to any of your friend worldwide
sms messages Send sms in Pakistan
Do you have a friend in Pakistan, or you live in Pakistan, don't use your mobile to sms your friends, simply use our given services here to send message to your friends in Pakistan. Here you will find Pakistani SMS Networks, Send sms messages to Pakistan, Send Free sms to Pakistan, Mobilink sms Pakistan, sms messenger for Pakistan, Ufone sms Pakistan, Telenor sms Pakistan, Paktel sms Pakistan, Instaphone sms Pakistan.



ife to Husband :-

You don’t Love me at all….

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?

You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"
LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl...
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)
Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz
- monopoly is always damaging,
and
- competition improves efficiency!
Pure economic theory of Love :P
New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies...........
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
vuhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say
"I LOVE YOU"

Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.
propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina haiti dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer)
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha…
?
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?
?
?
Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le………….
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter
Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
.
.
Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me.............
Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya
Simple si baat hai yaar
Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai
ladkiyo se dil lagana bhool hai,
ladkiyo ke piche jana fizool hai,
agar kisi ladki ne aapko kah diya kisi din "I love you"
TO samajh lena us din "April Fool" hai
Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal aapki faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.

1 comment:

  1. nice blog with funny messages but you can also check my blog
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